The fart i pushed out my asshole
escaped with force, it vibrated the couch,
and most likely stank up the air
under my pink in support of breast cancer
snuggie, wow that was loud,
i imagine what my buttcheeks would have
looked like if captured with a slow motion
camera, i assume they would be flapping
immensely, like a fat woman getting punched
in her lard filled tits.
Mickey D’s, I’m loving it.